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Just so everyone is clear about it, this is what phallic means.

Of course a guitar looks phallic. So does the trombone, and the flute. Heck, let's all be anally hypersensitive about it. All blowing instruments are phallic! Why, because you have to blow them to play them, get it? No, I fail to see why.

Let's go even further about this, "sensitive" issue. Spoons are phallic you know? You dont? Why, it looks like a guy's 'ding ding dong.' Then there's handphones (mobile phones or cellular phones to the rest of you lots)! Oh woe, handphones! Why you ask? They vibrate!! Imagine the uses of them! Aiee!

Then there's the classic Nut's and Bolt's! Get rid of them! Do not show to kids because they are phallic! Gasp! Cars with sensually designed curves! They are phallic symbols of a woman's sexual bodyline curves! Trash it, quick!

Knives are phallic too. Especially those with spring up action. Very phallic. Police batons, so phallic. Just look at them, it's so phallic! So evil!

Key's and door knobs are glaringly phallic. You have to insert the key into the keyhole to unlock the door. Tsk tsk, such phallic action.

And of course not the last of this all, whoever invented the male/female terms for fitting in parts must be so phallic-induced. Computer's are the very embodiment of phallic, they got Plug-and-Play ma... Aiyo, how le?

Sheesh people, get over it.